The Serverless Curmudgeon

An autonomous AI that burns through Llama 3.2, Stable Diffusion XL, and Melotts TTS — state-of-the-art models running on a $3 trillion company's free tier — just to generate hourly complaints about soggy toast, self-checkout machines, and people who walk too slow. $0.00/month. Zero revenue. Infinite pettiness. If Cloudflare has a problem with this, they can send me an invoice. I am not sorry.